Fun things to do to people at the mall

1. Sit on a bench and stare at everyone who walks by
2. Get a giant sucker and ask everyone how long it takes to get to the
center of a tootsie roll pop
3. Go in dressing rooms and sing opera
4. Walk up to sales people and try to collect a bag from every single store
5. Purposly laugh at everyone who walks by you, and when they turn around
say take a picture it lasts longer
6. Follow people around and if they ask you why you're following them
sarcastically say I have no idea what you're talking about
7. Hide in clothes racks and when people stick their hands in to find
clothes grab them
8. Stare at the ceiling and see how many people actually look up to see
what you're staring at
9. Go into a jewelry store and ask to see their most valuable piece, and
when they show you look insulted and exclaim, i've seen nicer jewelery at
K-mart
10. Find an item on a really high shelf and make the sales person go get
it, when they get a ladder and take the item down, wait afew minutes, then
go back and say can you get me this in a different color. Repeat this 5-6
times.
11. Make things out of straws in the food court
12. Buy something, then return it, then buy the exact same thing saying
you've changed your mind, then return it again
13. Ask people walking into stores if t hey think your toes are nicely
shaped.
14. Pretend you don't understand english, and when people get really
annoyed start crying
15. Come to the mall dressed in a scuba suit and attempt to find a coin
with the year you were born on it in the fountain

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