How To Tell if You're a Geek:

You tend to save power cords from broken appliances.

You once took the back off your TV just to see what's inside.

A teacher ever wrote, "I don't fully understand it, but it looks like an 'A'" on your paper.

You've used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.

You rotate your screen savers more often than your automobile tires.

Your I.Q. is a higher number than your weight.

Your toddler asks why the sky is blue, and you try to explain atmospheric absorption theory.

You ran the sound system at your senior prom.

Your wristwatch has more buttons than a telephone.

You can type seventy words a minute but can't read your own handwriting.

You know what "http" stands for.

You own one or more white short-sleeve dress shirts.

You still own a slide rule, and you know how to work it.

You can name six "Star Trek" episodes.

You have a functioning home copier/scanner/fax machine, but every toaster you own turns bread into charcoal.

You have a habit of destroying things to see how they work.

People groan at the party when you pick out the music. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

You thought the real heroes of "Apollo 13" were the mission controllers.

You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.

You spend half a plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your kid in the overhead compartment.

You've tried to repair a $5 radio

Your laptop computer costs more than your car.

Your four basic food groups are caffeine, fat, sugar, and chocolate.
 

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