Top 10 reasons to date an engineer

10.- The world does revolve around us... we choose the coordinate system.
9.- No "couple" enjoy a better "moment".
8.- We know how to handle stress and strain in a relationship.
7.- We have significant figures.
6.- EK301: The motion of rigid bodies.
5.- Projectile motion: Do we need to say more?
4.- Engineers do it to specification.
3.- According to Newton, if two bodies interact, their forces are equal and opposite.
2.- We know it's not the length of the vector that counts, but how you apply the force.
And the number one reasons to date an engineer:
1.- WE KNOW THE RIGHT HAND RULE!

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