1. My job prospects look really good.

2. The Department is giving me so much support.

3. I just have one more book to read and then I'll start writing.

4. I turned down a lot af great job offers to come here.

5. No really. I'll be out of here in only two more years.

6. Your latest article was so inspiring.

7. I could never date an undergraduate.

8. My work has a lot of practical importance.

9. I'd be delighted to proofread your book/chapter/article.

10. It doesn't bother me at all that my college roommate makes $80.000 a year on Wall Street.

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