10.

Sign in restroom: "Employees must wash hands

in customers' soft drinks."

9.

New "windpipe-sized" chicken McNuggets.

8.

Dumb guys always sticking head in fry-o-lator.

7.

Those promotional cartons of "Tarzan-style"

unpasteurized milk.

6.

Misprinted cups that read "This coffee is cool

enough to pour directly into your lap."

5.

Hand dryers in bathrooms powerful enough to

blow flesh off fingers.

4.

Ronald McDonald spotted peeling skin from bad

sunburn next to fry vat.

3.

That "fish" in their fish sandwiches? Meow.

2.

Hamburgler drugs customers, transports them

to dingy Mexican hotel room, steals their

kidneys.

1.

McBeehives!

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