10.

Terrifying zombie looks suspiciously like Keith

Richards.

9.

Killer keeps saying, "I know what you had for

lunch."

8.

When the dead guy's hand reaches up from the

grave, all it wants is a "high-five".

7.

Instead of hockey mask, killer wears really

frightening sombrero.

6.

Joe Pesci plays an undead mob boss

"Whack-ula".

5.

Plot involves guy with allergies stuck on island

inhabited by fluffykitties.

4.

Victims keep screaming, "Please kill me -- this

movie sucks."

3.

Biggest scream comes when movie-goers hear

price of a large popcorn.

2.

You've seen more blood during a haircut at

Supercuts.

1.

It's just like "Scream", without all the really

scary crap.

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