10.

Every time you pass the doorman, he's wearing

another article of your clothing

9.

You notice a cockroach playfully carrying your

cat in its mouth

8.

You can't get through your bedroom door for all

the yellow police tape

7.

You have what appears to be hot and cold

running chowder

6.

Your building's security system is just a

cardboard cut-out of Clint Eastwood

5.

When you ask the super to fix your leaky

faucet, he says, "Whoa, I'm not exactly Norm

Abrams"

4.

Rent must be paid in small, non-sequential bills

3.

It's the same bedroom you had as a kid, but

now your parents are charging you two grand a

month

2.

Instead of painting your apartment, Super just

coats the walls with mayonnaise

1.

Three words: that ain't carpet

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