Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?

If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it

in?

I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live

above me are furious.

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at

the Special Olympics?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste

funny?

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Isn't Disney World a People Trap Operated by a Mouse?

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in

it?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some

people appear bright until you hear them speak?

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