The Top 14 Signs You're Watching a Low-Budget Movie

14.Most of the special effects involve Legos.

13.View out the spaceship "window" looks an awful lot like your screen saver.

12.Flushing sounds heard before waterfall scenes.

11.Big chase scene marred by Hot Wheel (tm) trestle failure.

10.Something tells you that "Star Wars Episode II: Porky's Revenge" isn't a

George Lucas production.

9.Sociopathic slasher's weapon of choice: grapefruit spoon.

8.That "LOW BATT" you see isn't a subtitle.

7.Hard to believe an International Superspy would drive a Gremlin.

6."Computer generated characters" are created by combining a colon and

parentheses.

5.The boom mike is in so many shots, it gets over-the-title billing.

4.During the dramatic shot of the ocean liner sinking, you can clearly see a

gigantic bar of Ivory Soap in the background.

3.Either that's a zipper or Godzilla has had a vasectomy.

2."Starring Tae Bo master Billy Blanks as Nelson Mandela."

and the Number 1 Sign You're Watching a Low-Budget Movie...

1.That "alien monster" looks suspiciously like someone's genitalia.