1) Blow your nose and show it to others

2) Squeeze a packet of ketchup out and scream that you're bleeding to death

3) Faint, then get up walk over to a particularily sick looking person and faint in their lap

4) Ask the person next to you what an exposed kidney stone looks like

5) Show them a rock and say it came from your kidney

6) Pretend to throw up in your hat then ask someone to hold your hat for you

7) Ask 'is it my turn yet?' every 10 seconds

8) Tell the person next to you (graphically) how babies are made

9) Ask the receptionist for your next patient, saying you are Dr. Love

10) Go in and complain to the doctor how long you waited in the waiting room, then protest his diagnosis, refuse to pay then storm out screaming 'I'll get you... and you're little nurse too!'

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