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You Might Be From A Small Town
If.........
1. You can name everyone you graduated with. .
2. You know what 4-H is.
3.You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a
dirt road
4. You used to drag "main."
5. You said the 'f' word and your parents knew within the hour.
6. You schedule parties around the schedule of different police
officers, since you know which
ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't (same goes with the game
warden)
7. You ever went cow-tipping or snipe hunting
8. School gets canceled for state events.
9. You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how
old you were (and if
you were old they'd tell your parents anyhow).
10. When you did find someone old enough and brave enough to buy
cigarettes, you still had to
go out to the country and drive on back roads to smoke them.
11. You were ever in the Homecoming parade.
12. You have ever gone home for Homecoming.
13. It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.
14. You had senior skip day.
15. The whole school went to the same party after graduation.
16. You don't give directions by street names or directions by
references (turn by Nelson's
house, go two blocks east Anderson's, and it's four houses left of the
track field).
17. The cc golf course had only 9 holes
18. You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend(or boyfriend)
19. Your car stays filthy because of the dirt roads, and you will never
own a dark vehicle for
this reason
20. You think kids that ride skateboards are weird
21. The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is
actually just like your
town
22. Getting paid minimum wage is considered a raise
23. You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as the "rich
people"
24. The people in the city dress funny, then you pick- up on the trend
two years later
25. You bragged to your friends because you got pipes on your truck for
your birthday
26. Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed
store
28. You see at least one friend a week driving a tractor through town
29. Football coaches suggest that you haul hay for the summer to get
stronger
30. Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference
31. The city council meets at the coffee shop
32. Your letter jacket was worn after your 19th birthday
33. You have ever taken a trailer or dog to school on a daily basis
34. Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart
35. Even the ugly people enter beauty pageants.
36. You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and
ask if you need a ride
37. Your teachers call you by your older siblings names
38. Your teachers remember when they taught your parents
39. You can charge at all the local stores
40. The closest McDonald's is 45 miles away
41. So is the closest mall
42. It is normal to see an old man riding through town on a riding
lawnmower
43. You laugh your head off reading this because you know they're all
true and forward it to
everyone who lives in your town! (because you knowthem all!)
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