You might be a Bostonian if....

1. You think of Philadelphia as the "deep south."

2. You think it's your right to cut someone off in traffic.

3. You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R).

4. You think three straight days of 90+ is a heat wave.

5. All your pets are named after Boston Celtic Hall of Famers.

6. You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting."

7. Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry frenzy.

8. You don't think you have an attitude.

9. You know the significance of 1918.

10. Everything in town is "a five minute walk."

11. When out of town, you think the natives of the area you're visiting are all whacked.

12. If you still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986 World Series.

13. You have no idea what the word compromise means.

14. You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness.

15. You don't realize that you talk twice as fast as everyone else.

16. You're anal, neurotic, spasmatic & stubborn.

18. You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or are from out of town.

19. Your favorite adjective is "wicked".

20. You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.
 

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